Would you wear these Alexander McQueen creations?

The world sat gobsmacked when Princess Beatrice attended the Royal Wedding with ‘that’ hat. Love it or hate it, we all remember it. But what about these shoes?

Designed by fashion god Alexander McQueen the leather and resin scuplture creations are available from net-a-porter.com and cost £2135. The jury is out in the weddinglink office as to whether they are winners or not. One comment: ‘I have never been so scared of a shoe’. Another, ‘They are a work of art’. What do you think - would you wear these on your wedding day? Or should they be put in the crisper with the other lettuces you might have at home?